I'm still the biggest loser
I fucked up how could I lose her
To such a boring guy? Is everything alright?
He don't deserve that girl
He sure can't handle her
It sucks so hard, what can I say?
She kicked my balls and ran away
Is she trying to be funny?
It isn't aprils fools day!
Just take a look around
How could she turn me down?
This girl's got awful taste
Her beaut is all a waste
But what she lacks most are the brains!
I thought we had something cool
But the way this turned out made me look like a fool
I got rejected so bad
She was the greatest love that I never had!
I've come to think about it
Some girls are never worth it
She can't make up her mind
It's just a waste of time
I wish you guys bad luck
I hope your first time suck
I honestly don't give a fuck!
You don't need her
Just be a man
Why would you need her? You still got your hand!
I don't need her. I won't feel torn
Why would I need her? I still got porn!